Too Soonjokes

South Park won another Creative Arts Emmy. Thirty seasons of making fun of everyone, and the industry keeps handing them statues. It's the only show where the trophy is also the punchline.

Unemployment is 4.1% and hiring is up in hospitality. You lost your career and got a job saying "welcome" to the people who took it.

The Emmys give gold statues to shows that were canceled in the spring. It's the only industry where you get a trophy for the thing that got you fired, and the trophy weighs more than the severance.

A 50% tariff on Canada and Canada answered with a list. The longest peaceful border on earth now has a service fee. From Detroit, that's a tax on the view.

The Pitt leads the Emmys with 25 nominations. It's a show about an ER where nobody gets paid enough and everyone dies on a schedule. The Academy loves a documentary.

Health costs up the most in 23 years. The Health Secretary's response was a video of himself doing pull-ups. Great. The deductible does pull-ups too. It's up to 5,000.