Big Brother 28 is on, and one houseguest promised another would "shrink, shiver, and die." Twenty-eight seasons of strangers locked in a house saying that to each other. CBS calls it a game show. The rest of us call it Thanksgiving.
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Big Brother 28: a houseguest told another he'd "shrink, shiver, and die." Twenty-eight seasons of strangers saying that in a house. CBS calls it a game show. The rest of us call it Thanksgiving.
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