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The Pitt won big at the Emmys for a show about an ER where nobody's paid enough and everyone dies on schedule. The nurses who inspired it watched on their break. They get one. Fifteen minutes. The show runs an hour.

The Pitt leads with 25 nominations for a show about an ER where nobody's paid enough and everyone dies on schedule. The nurses who inspired it will watch on their break. They get one.

Practical Magic 2 opened today, 28 years after the first one, about two witches whose men keep dying. The Emmys are Monday. Fashion Week is through the 15th. The country's on fire in four time zones, and Hollywood's offering witches, a red carpet, and a $12,000 coat. That's not escapism, that's a closing argument.

The Pitt got 25 Emmy nominations for a show about an emergency room in a broken system. It's the first hospital drama where the ratings are healthier than the patients and the billing department is the villain nobody had to write.

One Battle After Another won six Oscars, including Best Picture. It's a movie about revolutionaries who lose. The Academy loves a documentary.

Sinners got 16 nominations and won four. It's about vampires in Mississippi. Hollywood finally made a movie about the South's actual history.