There's a Sam Altman biopic and a four-hour Musk documentary in the same month. Hollywood ran out of villains it could name and started with the ones who could sue.
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A Sam Altman biopic and a four-hour Musk documentary in the same month. Hollywood ran out of villains it could name and started with the ones who could sue.
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A Sam Altman biopic and a Musk documentary in the same month. Hollywood ran out of villains it could name and started on the ones who could sue, then had both scripts checked by their products.
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The Venice Film Festival premiered a Musk documentary and an Altman biopic in the same week. The most glamorous film festival on earth spent it on two men who think movies are a waste of compute.
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The four-hour Musk documentary uses a CGI Elon because he wouldn't sit for it. The richest man alive got replaced by a cheaper computer version of himself. That's not a documentary, that's his plan for everyone else, demonstrated on him first.
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Microsoft wants 38 gigawatts. OpenAI wants agents. Musk wants Mars. Altman's got a biopic. The five richest people alive are all building the thing that replaces you, and the trailer's in theaters.
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Apple's $2,000 folding phone, a $130 million witch movie, a 38-date Oasis tour with a waitlist, and a $5,000 vote bonus. Everything this month is on a payment plan except the war, and that's on your grandkids' plan.
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