Entertainment this week: a phone that folds, a song that rhymes with itself, a documentary about a man who wouldn't sit for it, and a sequel to a movie about killing your boyfriend. It's not a slate, it's a support group.
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The Pitt leads the Emmys with 25 nominations. It's a show about an ER where nobody gets paid enough and everyone dies on a schedule. The Academy loves a documentary.
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