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Jennifer Aniston walked out of her boyfriend's book event. He's a "manifestation coach." She manifested the exit. First honest review the book got.

Jennifer Aniston's boyfriend wrote a book about manifestation and she walked out of the launch. Rachel finally got off the plane.

The World Series starts Friday on Fox. Rays vs. Brewers, two small markets, zero celebrities in the stands. Fox's broadcast will be 40 percent Iran war ads and 60 percent shots of a guy eating cheese.

The Iran war is on Day 238. It's lasted longer than every New Year's resolution, every Kardashian marriage and every Bachelor couple combined.

Hurricane Lowell went Category 5, then 4, then 5. It's got the commitment issues of a man whose wedding is at Madison Square Garden.

The Musk documentary premiered with Ashley St. Clair on the red carpet, mother of one of his 14 children. It's the first Venice premiere where the plus-one was also a plot point, and the child support was longer than the credits.