A judge in Missouri approved the map the Supreme Court blocked, Newsom's trial is set for 2028, and Fox's next lie is already in pre-production. The courts are a streaming service: everything's a season, nothing ends.
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The Supreme Court said no to Missouri's map and a district judge said yes within hours. It's the only state where you can lose at the top court and win in the parking lot.
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Newsom's $787 million defamation suit against Fox goes to trial in March 2028. That's 18 months from now. By then Newsom will be running for president and Fox will have a new lie ready for the trial coverage.
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Newsom's $787 million suit against Fox goes to trial in March 2028. By then he'll be running for president and Fox will have a fresh lie ready for the trial coverage.
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Netflix bought Warner Bros. in December. Paramount tried to steal it in the spring. A judge blocked it in August. Three companies fought over one studio all year and nobody made a movie.
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