Republicans held a midterm convention and a third of the House caucus stayed home. The party of "law and order" couldn't get its own members to show up for roll call.
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The $5,000 "dividend" is conditional on the election result. So it's not a dividend, it's a ransom, and the hostage is your own money, which they'd be borrowing from you to pay you.
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The Postal Service will now throw out a whole batch of ballots if one is off. Same outfit that delivered my neighbor's mail to me for ten years.
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