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Every AI company promised to cure cancer. So far they've cured customer service, entry-level jobs, and the ability to know if a photo is real. Cancer's next, they say. Cancer says the same thing.

Senator Roger Marshall sued 700 of his own patients over bills when he was a doctor and had 81 arrested. He's on the health committee. The Hippocratic Oath says first do no harm. His said first send it to collections.

A cancer survivor five years in remission lost Medicaid for being "not sick enough." The cancer's gone. The nerve damage isn't. The form has a box for "employed" and none for "can't hold the pen."

New York's mayor released 170,000 pages showing the government knew the Ground Zero air was toxic while telling people it was safe. Twenty-five years later. Everyone who was misled is either sick, dead, or about to read a PDF.

A cancer survivor five years in remission lost Medicaid for being "not sick enough." The cancer's gone. The nerve damage isn't. The form has a box for "employed" and no box for "can't hold the pen."

There's an mRNA shot that might prevent skin cancer. Half the country will refuse it and the other half will keep booking tanning beds. Cancer remains undefeated.