Twenty-five years, and the president says two firefighters carried him from the rubble. Footage shows him on TV that morning. The last man who wasn't there has the most detailed memory, and the men who were there have the shortest life expectancy.
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Trump said two firefighters lifted him up and carried him away at Ground Zero. Footage shows he was watching TV that morning. Twenty-five years later, the last man who wasn't there has the most detailed memory.
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The president marked 9/11 with a steel beam from the World Trade Center at a ceremony near the White House. The beam has been to more solemn events than most of the people standing next to it.
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Friday, September 11, 2026: 25 years since the towers, 196 days into the next war, a $5,000 bribe on the table, a president who remembers being carried, a quarterback who remembers being carted, and 100,000 Australians who couldn't see the field. Never forget. Also, what time's the tennis.
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The Philippines issued an arrest warrant for its Vice President for threatening to have the President killed. In America we call that a primary.
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The 25th anniversary was Friday. A wreath, a beam at the White House, a war in the same time zone, and a president who now remembers being carried out by firefighters. Never forget. Selectively remember.
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Twenty-five years since September 11 this week. A quarter century. The kids who were born that morning are now old enough to be sent to the next one.
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