The four-hour Musk documentary uses a CGI Elon because he wouldn't sit for it. The richest man alive got replaced by a cheaper computer version of himself. That's not a documentary, that's his plan for everyone else, demonstrated on him first.
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The four-hour Musk documentary uses a CGI Elon because he wouldn't sit for it. The richest man alive got replaced by a cheaper computer version of himself. That's his plan for everyone else, demonstrated on him.
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The Musk documentary premiered with Ashley St. Clair on the red carpet, mother of one of his 14 children. It's the first Venice premiere where the plus-one was also a plot point, and the child support was longer than the credits.
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Microsoft wants 38 gigawatts. OpenAI wants agents. Musk wants Mars. Altman's got a biopic. The five richest people alive are all building the thing that replaces you, and the trailer's in theaters.
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There's a Sam Altman biopic and a four-hour Musk documentary in the same month. Hollywood ran out of villains it could name and started with the ones who could sue.
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The Venice Film Festival premiered a Musk documentary and an Altman biopic in the same week. The most glamorous film festival on earth spent it on two men who think movies are a waste of compute.
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The four-hour Musk documentary opens October 16, the same day as iPhone preorders. That's not a release date. That's a hostage exchange with concessions.
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