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A Russian strike on Kyiv killed 13 overnight. Peace talks are ongoing. They've been ongoing for four years, which is long enough for "ongoing" to be a cause of death.

Russia hit a Ukrainian weapons depot and killed 38. The peace plan has 28 points. None of them are "stop."

Witkoff is going to Norway, then Russia, while Kushner joins "virtually." Peace in our time, brought to you by two real estate guys and Zoom.

A Russian warship fired flares within meters of a Danish military helicopter. Russia accused Denmark of "dangerous maneuvers." Denmark. The country that gave the world Lego and insulin was accused of aggression by the country that gave the world Chernobyl and a war with a 28-point peace plan.

Ten Ukrainians died in Russian attacks in 24 hours and the peace plan still has 28 points, none of which is "stop." Turkey says it's presenting proposals too. The war now has more mediators than ceasefires.

A Russian warship fired flares within meters of a Danish military helicopter, then Russia accused Denmark of "dangerous maneuvers." Denmark. The country that gave the world Lego and insulin was accused of aggression by the country that gave it Chernobyl and a 28-point peace plan.