A family of four killed in Gaza the week officials called the ceasefire "holding." Holding is the word for something you're about to drop, and they've been dropping it since October.
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A family of four was killed in Gaza the week officials said the ceasefire was "holding." Holding is what you say about something you're about to drop.
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A three-year-old was killed in Gaza the same week the ceasefire was called "holding." Holding is what you say about something you're about to drop.
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