The 25th anniversary was Friday. A wreath, a beam at the White House, a war in the same time zone, and a president who now remembers being carried out by firefighters. Never forget. Selectively remember.
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Friday, September 11, 2026: 25 years since the towers, 196 days into the next war, a $5,000 bribe on the table, a president who remembers being carried, a quarterback who remembers being carted, and 100,000 Australians who couldn't see the field. Never forget. Also, what time's the tennis.
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The president marked 9/11 with a steel beam from the World Trade Center at a ceremony near the White House. The beam has been to more solemn events than most of the people standing next to it.
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The 9/11 anniversary is Friday. Twenty-five years. The airport security we built afterward still takes your water bottle, and the House wants to privatize it. Never forget, and never get through the line either.
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The Philippines issued an arrest warrant for its Vice President for threatening to have the President killed. In America we call that a primary.
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The Rose Garden got paved and the East Wing got bulldozed. The White House is now the only historic building in America being flipped.
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The DOJ was about to sue Live Nation and the White House stepped in. The service fee on that phone call was $38.
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