Trump met Ireland's president and prime minister between rounds of golf. Ireland has survived famine, empire, and the Catholic Church. It'll survive a weekend of being told the course is the best in the world.
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Trump says the war is "3 to 4 weeks away" from ending, but also the threat could be wiped out "in one night." So somewhere between a long weekend and a Netflix limited series.
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China paused October fuel exports and the White House is begging France and Germany for diesel. America went from "drill baby drill" to "can we borrow a cup of diesel."
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