Trump said we'll finish Iran "one way or the other." Which is also how my dad described assembling IKEA furniture before he threw half the screws away.
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Trump hinted Iran was behind the FlyDubai cockpit incident and vowed to hit them "very hard." Spirit Airlines has been doing cockpit incidents for years and nobody bombs Fort Lauderdale.
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