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The 2030 census won't count undocumented immigrants and won't ask about race. The government's plan for people it doesn't like is to stop counting them. Try that with your cholesterol.

ICE is buying robot dogs. The real dogs kept refusing to bite the people who fed them.

A 50% tariff on Canada and Canada answered with a list. The longest peaceful border on earth now has a service fee. From Detroit, that's a tax on the view.

Twentieth death in an ICE facility this year. They're calling it self-deportation.

The 2030 census will no longer count immigrants without green cards or ask about race. So America's plan for dealing with its problems is to stop counting them. It's the first census designed by a guy hiding his bank statements from his wife.

Trump put a 50% tariff on Canada and Canada hit back. The two countries share the longest peaceful border in the world, and now it has a service fee.