Too Soonjokes

Trump told Zelenskyy to "find someone else to negotiate." Trump just ghosted an entire country.

Putin, Xi, and Pezeshkian in one room in Delhi. Nobody in that room can travel to most of the world, and they're meeting to plan its future. That's not a summit, it's a support group with nukes.

Modi hosted Putin, Xi, and Iran's president for a summit on "global conflicts." Three of them are in one. It's a fire-safety meeting where the speakers brought the gasoline and the host sells matches.

Trump says Russia "had very little input" into Iran. Strange, since Russia usually has input into everything, including our elections.

The Supreme Court says states can restrict mail voting. The Post Office says it might reject batches. And the president says the mail is rigged. The only thing in America that all three branches agree on is that your letter's not getting there.

Trump wants a "lasting" peace with Iran. He's said that about every marriage too.