12 days to the midterms. Prepare for a week and a half of politicians kissing babies and blaming their parents for gas prices.
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The Guardian found ICE force-feeding a man on a hunger strike; the census found a way to stop counting people; the Treasury found nobody wants its bonds; and the Seahawks found their quarterback in a CT machine. The theme of the week is discovery. None of it good.
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Trump says the war ends "immediately after the election" and gas stays high till November because Iran wants to sway the vote. So the war has a release date and the troops don't.
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The war "ends after the election," the president says. So does the price of gas, apparently. Everything in America now has a November expiration date except the debt, the war dead, and the guy who said it.
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Midterm ads are everywhere. Fun fact: politicians spend more on ads in a month than they've spent fixing your road in a decade.
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73 percent disapprove of Trump on inflation. The other 25 percent don't buy their own groceries.
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Trump says the Iran war will end "very soon, probably right after the midterms." First war in history with a campaign schedule. Shock and awe, then get out the vote.
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