Too Soonjokes

Senator Roger Marshall sued 700 of his own patients over bills when he was a doctor and had 81 arrested. He's on the health committee. The Hippocratic Oath says first do no harm. His said first send it to collections.

Mayweather-Pacquiao 2 is this month. Floyd is 49. Manny is 47 and a Philippine senator. It's the first boxing match where one fighter can be censured by a legislature for a low blow.

They passed the budget by "suspension of the rules." That's also what the coroner writes when a senator dies at 91, in office, mid-vote.

John Fetterman, a Democrat, sent a video to the Republican convention introducing the Republican senator from his own state as his "great friend." His former staffers say he's more interested in Fox News than Pennsylvania. The Republicans finally found a Democrat they like: one who agrees with them on camera and disappears in the Senate.

The Senate has 47 Democrats and they need 51. That's the most hopeful Democrats have been since they had a pulse.

Nobody's seen Iran's Supreme Leader in months, nobody likes Congress, and the Brewers are in the World Series. 2026: the year everyone's invisible except Milwaukee.