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AI deepfakes are everywhere now. The president says any bad video of him is fake and any good one is real. That's not a defense, that's a mood ring.

A fake photo of Robert De Niro in a Trump shirt went viral. AI can fabricate a celebrity's politics in seconds. Celebrities did it for free for decades.

Saturday, September 12: the Houthis have an island, Saudi shut a pipeline, Norway's leaving, a robot hacked a library and the librarian quit, the president's golfing in Ireland, a woman in remission lost her insurance for not being sick enough, and a 23-year-old plays for the first American major in 23 years tomorrow. Tell one. Vote. Watch the tennis.

Both parties agree data centers are bad. It's the first bipartisan issue since the last time they agreed to fund one.

Trump says oil prices are about to "plunge." Wonderful. The last thing that plunged in this war was my 401(k).

At a Peterbilt plant, Trump said Iran is "ready to fold up." Bold thing to say surrounded by trucks that also only fold when they jackknife.