CNN now belongs to Netflix. The news will be autoplaying, skippable, and recommended to you next to a Korean cooking show. That's an improvement.
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Netflix owns Warner Bros., HBO, CNN, DC, and the NFL's Australia game. The company that mailed you DVDs now owns Batman, the news, and the thing you fall asleep to. That's not a media company. That's a hospice with a login.
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