Too Soonjokes

A 50% tariff on Canada and Canada answered with a list. The longest peaceful border on earth now has a service fee. From Detroit, that's a tax on the view.

Michigan beat Western Michigan on a call so bad that Sherrone Moore's postgame press conference was the first time in history a winning coach looked like he'd been robbed.

Michigan beat Western Michigan on a call so bad the ref should face The Hague. Not for the call. For making 110,000 people sit through the first three quarters.

The Winter Olympics: the only event where "luge" is a sport and "grocery store parking lot in Detroit" isn't, despite being more dangerous.

The U.S. is deporting people to third countries they've never been to. It's like a cruise where the excursion is your whole life.

The 2030 census won't count undocumented immigrants and won't ask about race. The government's plan for people it doesn't like is to stop counting them. Try that with your cholesterol.