Too Soonjokes

SpaceX went public, raised $75 billion, and Elon Musk became the first trillionaire. A trillion dollars. That's enough to buy every house in Detroit and still have $999 billion, which is the same as not buying them.

Persona 6 lets you fight your inner demons and pass your exams in the same day. American teenagers get to pick one, and the school just banned the AI that was doing the exams.

A former OpenAI employee allegedly hid a microphone in a conference room. The one guy at OpenAI who still collects his own training data.

AI can now write jokes, make art and do your taxes. The only thing it still can't do is get through a Comcast phone tree.

Tankers are idling outside Hormuz. The world's most expensive drive-thru line, and it still doesn't take Apple Pay.

Nvidia invested in Hugging Face. Finally, a company named after an emoji worth more than most of Europe.