Persona 6 dropped and the reviews say it's a masterpiece about mental health, friendship, and fighting your inner darkness. So it's therapy for $70, which is still $130 cheaper than the real thing and the demons have better voice acting.
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Persona 6 and the price of an Xbox. 8 of them, ranked by the room's votes.
Dave Bautista showed off his body transformation to play Kratos in God of War. He's 57 and getting shredded to play a god who murders his family. In Hollywood that's not a role, that's a retirement plan.
Xbox raised prices across Europe again. Microsoft found the one region still buying consoles and fixed that.
We went to war with Iran and gas hit $5. So the country finally found a way to make you personally pay for foreign policy, at the pump, with your kids in the back seat.
Persona 6 players are at hour 60. A game where teenagers fight demons and pass exams in the same day. American kids get one of those, and the school board is the demon.
Persona 6 is out. A game where teenagers fight demons at night and attend school by day, for 120 hours. In America the demons don't need a game, they've got a school board.
The 25th anniversary of 9/11 is tomorrow. Tomorrow's also the day Persona 6 players hit hour 40, the day the Rams wake up in Australia, and the day Shelton plays Tiafoe. The country will hold a moment of silence and then check the score. Never forget, but also, what time's the match.
Persona 6 lets you fight your inner demons and pass your exams in the same day. American teenagers get to pick one, and the school just banned the AI that was doing the exams.
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