Too Soonjokes

The Supreme Court says states can restrict mail voting. The Post Office says it might reject batches. And the president says the mail is rigged. The only thing in America that all three branches agree on is that your letter's not getting there.

Trump asked the Supreme Court to give states access to a federal database to check voters. The database is called SAVE. The only thing it's ever saved is a Republican consultant's invoice.

The Philippines issued an arrest warrant for its Vice President for threatening to have the President killed. In America we call that a primary.

The ballroom that replaced the East Wing was approved by the Supreme Court. The Court is now the only branch that's been asked to dance.

They tore down the East Wing for a ballroom and the Supreme Court said fine. So the building has a dance floor now and no First Lady's office. That's a divorce settlement, not a renovation.

The president marked 9/11 with a steel beam from the World Trade Center at a ceremony near the White House. The beam has been to more solemn events than most of the people standing next to it.