Too Soonjokes

Trump says Russia "had very little input" into Iran. Strange, since Russia usually has input into everything, including our elections.

JD Vance declined to endorse Netanyahu, saying he "doesn't get involved in foreign elections." Bro, you went to Munich and lectured Germany.

Trump says the Iran war will end "very soon, probably right after the midterms." First war in history with a campaign schedule. Shock and awe, then get out the vote.

The Postal Service will now reject a whole batch of ballots if one is off. Same outfit that delivered my neighbor's mail to me for ten years is now the last line of defense for democracy.

India held elections in four states and governments flipped in three. A billion people changed their minds in three weeks. In America it takes four years and a lawsuit.

Midterm ads are everywhere. Fun fact: politicians spend more on ads in a month than they've spent fixing your road in a decade.