Two American citizens shot by federal agents in Minnesota in January. The response was a task force, a statement, and a robot dog order by August. Progress.
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CES in January had a robot for everything: a robot that folds laundry, a robot that walks the dog, a robot that listens to your problems. None of them pay rent, so they're just roommates.
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