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Health costs up the most in 23 years. The Health Secretary's response was a video of himself doing pull-ups. Great. The deductible does pull-ups too. It's up to 5,000.

Employer health costs will rise the most since 2003. RFK Jr. says the answer is exercise and sunlight. Sunlight is free. The dermatologist to fix what the sunlight did is $400, and that's the whole plan.

David Harbour won a Creative Arts Emmy. Stranger Things ended, the kids are 30, and Hopper got a trophy. Somewhere in Hawkins a Demogorgon is filing for unemployment.

Cybersecurity people have AI burnout defending hospitals. When the hospital gets ransomwared, the AI will write a very moving obituary.

The Supreme Court blocked cancer patients from suing over Roundup. It kills weeds, people, and lawsuits.

We've bombed 25 boats and killed 90 people for smuggling drugs. Meanwhile the pharmacy on the corner has a drive-thru.