Practical Magic 2 and a Resident Evil reboot open the same weekend. A movie about witches who kill husbands and a movie about a virus that kills everyone. They call that counterprogramming. In Michigan we call it Thanksgiving.
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Practical Magic 2 opened yesterday. Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman are witches whose curse kills every man they love. After 28 years the curse is the only thing in the franchise that held up. Also true of most marriages, and the Rams' defense.
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A $130 million sequel to a 1998 movie about witches opens against a Resident Evil reboot next week. Witches versus zombies. Two franchises about women who won't die and men who should.
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Practical Magic 2 opens today. Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman are back as witches whose curse says every man they love dies. After 28 years the curse is the only thing in the franchise that held up, and honestly, same as most marriages.
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Practical Magic 2 cost $130 million and opens against a Resident Evil reboot. Witches versus zombies. Two franchises about women who can't die and men who deserve to.
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Practical Magic 2 is out. The curse still says every man the witches love dies. After 28 years the curse is the only thing in the franchise with a complete arc. Same as most marriages.
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A Resident Evil reboot opens next week. The seventh movie in a franchise about a corporation that unleashes a virus and lies about it. The audience has lived through the sequel; the ticket's just closure.
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