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A family of four killed in Gaza the week officials called the ceasefire "holding." Holding is the word for something you're about to drop, and they've been dropping it since October.

A family of four was killed in Gaza the week officials said the ceasefire was "holding." Holding is what you say about something you're about to drop.

Twenty-eight killed in Lebanon "despite a ceasefire in place since June." Every ceasefire in the region should come with an asterisk and a coroner.

The ceasefire is "holding." Twenty-eight dead in Lebanon this week, a family flattened in Gaza, raids in the West Bank. If that's holding, someone should check what letting go looks like.

Hegseth went to Israel and Trump went to the rally and Vance went to the podium to say he doesn't get involved. Three men, one war, zero plans.

Haaretz reports the UAE warned Netanyahu of a major Hamas operation ten days before October 7 and he didn't act. It was the most accurate intelligence anyone in the region ever ignored, and it took three years to become a headline.