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Persona 6 players are at hour 60. A game where teenagers fight demons and pass exams in the same day. American kids get one of those, and the school board is the demon.

Persona 6 is out. A game where teenagers fight demons at night and attend school by day, for 120 hours. In America the demons don't need a game, they've got a school board.

Persona 6 dropped and the reviews say it's a masterpiece about mental health, friendship, and fighting your inner darkness. So it's therapy for $70, which is still $130 cheaper than the real thing and the demons have better voice acting.

Xbox raised prices across Europe again. Microsoft found the one region still buying consoles and fixed that.

The US cut foreign access to its best AI models. So the machine that will replace American workers is now Made in America, for America, replacing Americans first. Buy local.

Saturday, September 12: the Houthis have an island, Saudi shut a pipeline, Norway's leaving, a robot hacked a library and the librarian quit, the president's golfing in Ireland, a woman in remission lost her insurance for not being sick enough, and a 23-year-old plays for the first American major in 23 years tomorrow. Tell one. Vote. Watch the tennis.