Drew Lock was 16 of 22 with a touchdown and a 113 rating. He's been on four teams and been cut by two. Wednesday he beat the team the Seahawks beat in the Super Bowl. He'll be the starter until Darnold's hip heals or Seattle finds someone cheaper, whichever comes first.
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