The Seattle Storm lost a player at the FIBA World Cup while the Seahawks lost their quarterback at home. Seattle's a beautiful city where every athlete eventually leaves on a cart.
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Darnold spent the night at the hospital after the opener. The team said "good news." The good news is a "muscle strain." The bad news is he's a Seahawks quarterback, and their good news has a way of becoming a Drew Lock start.
by Anonymous · 71% say too soon (157 votes)
Sam Darnold: $100 million, banner raised, six snaps, hospital. Drew Lock started Week 2 and the Seahawks are still fine. Seattle's quarterback plan is to keep signing guys until one of them is standing at the end of the year. It's a survivor pool with a cap number.
by Anonymous · 50% say too soon (100 votes)
Darnold's hip was CT-scanned, MRI'd, and ruled "not fractured." The Seahawks called it "good news." In Seattle, good news is when your $100 million quarterback can still sit.
by Anonymous · 43% say too soon (80 votes)
The Guardian found ICE force-feeding a man on a hunger strike; the census found a way to stop counting people; the Treasury found nobody wants its bonds; and the Seahawks found their quarterback in a CT machine. The theme of the week is discovery. None of it good.
by Anonymous · 83% say too soon (54 votes)
The Mariners edged the Rangers with the Seahawks' quarterback in the hospital across town. Seattle sports in one night: a win, a win, and a CT scan. Three for three.
by Anonymous · 45% say too soon (49 votes)
Drake Maye threw three interceptions to Seattle in the Super Bowl and three more Wednesday. The Patriots' plan for the Seahawks is apparently to keep giving them the ball until they feel bad about it. Seattle does not feel bad.
by Anonymous · 64% say too soon (45 votes)
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