A total solar eclipse crossed Greenland, Iceland, Portugal, and Spain. America watched it on a phone, which is how we've experienced everything since 2010.

Ronaldinho signed with Ravenna in Italy's third division at 46. He said "let the magic begin." His agent said "let the appearance fee clear."

Argentina's president won midterms after promising to cut everything. The peso is worth less than the ballot it was printed on, and they voted for more.

India won the T20 World Cup, beating New Zealand. A billion people watched. In America it got 40 seconds on ESPN between a guy talking about Aaron Rodgers and a guy talking about Aaron Rodgers.

Australia won the women's T20 World Cup for the seventh time. They beat England, which is the only thing the whole Commonwealth can agree on.

The Seattle Storm lost a player at the FIBA World Cup while the Seahawks lost their quarterback at home. Seattle's a beautiful city where every athlete eventually leaves on a cart.