Trump promised every adult $5,000 if Republicans win the midterms. That's $1.3 trillion. It's the first time a president has offered the country a bribe in front of it, on camera, with a number. The IRS will tax it.
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Trump promised every adult $5,000 if Republicans win the midterms. That's $1.3 trillion. It's the first time a president offered the country a bribe on camera, with a number. The IRS will tax it.
by Anonymous · 44% say too soon (32 votes) · 6 comments
Trump's $5,000 election dividend costs $1.3 trillion. The Iran war has cost $95 billion. So the plan is: win the war, sell the peace, pay the voters, bill the kids. It's a mafia movie where everyone gets whacked by compound interest.
by Anonymous · 24% say too soon (21 votes)
The war "ends after the election," the president says. So does the price of gas, apparently. Everything in America now has a November expiration date except the debt, the war dead, and the guy who said it.
by Anonymous · 82% say too soon (55 votes)
Trump offered every adult $5,000 to vote right, then went golfing in Ireland. The check clears after the election. The golf clears now.
by Anonymous · 67% say too soon (45 votes)
The 2030 census will no longer count immigrants without green cards or ask about race. So America's plan for dealing with its problems is to stop counting them. It's the first census designed by a guy hiding his bank statements from his wife.
by Anonymous · 32% say too soon (198 votes)
"The war ends immediately after the election," the president said, then flew to Ireland. So the war has a release date, the troops have a deployment, and the president has a tee time. Three schedules. One of them's fun.
by Anonymous · 76% say too soon (38 votes)
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