Microsoft wants 38 gigawatts of data centers. Michigan uses 10. They're building four Michigans of electricity so Copilot can misspell your name faster. Your bill will pay for the difference, and the AI will write you a very kind letter about it.
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Microsoft wants 38 gigawatts of data centers. Michigan uses ten. They're building four Michigans of electricity so Copilot can misspell your name faster.
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