Too Soonjokes

Brent crude hit $100 for the first time in six weeks. The Energy Secretary says drilling's up. It is. So is the price. It turns out you can drill and still lose, which Texas learned in 2020 and forgot by 2022.

Darnold went down on the sixth snap with a hip injury and spent the night in the hospital. He signed for $100 million last year. That's $16 million a play, which is still cheaper than what Iran's paying per tanker.

CENTCOM told the tanker crews to abandon ship before striking. That's the most warning anyone in this war has gotten, including Congress.

Iran hit tankers, we hit the coast, the Houthis took a port, and oil's at $100. On the 9/11 anniversary, the Middle East is the one thing America has consistently remembered to bomb for 25 years.

Iran is telling all ships in the Gulf "not to be deceived" by the US Navy. The US Navy has 11 aircraft carriers. It's hard to be deceived by something you can see from space.

Trump says the war ends "immediately after the election" and gas stays high till November because Iran wants to sway the vote. So the war has a release date and the troops don't.