U.S. officials met Ukraine and Russia separately to end the war. Separately. A divorce mediation where both parties have missiles and the mediator's in Ireland playing golf.
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US officials met separately with Ukraine and Russia this weekend to end the war. Separately. It's a divorce mediation where both parties have missiles and the mediator has a golf course.
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Putin, Xi, and Pezeshkian in one room in Delhi. Nobody in that room can travel to most of the world, and they're meeting to plan its future. That's not a summit, it's a support group with nukes.
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CENTCOM destroyed five Iranian oil tankers in one night and posted the video. Iran fired 20 missiles at a base in Jordan and hit sand. The war's now a group chat where one side sends videos and the other sends threats.
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A Russian warship fired flares within meters of a Danish military helicopter. Russia accused Denmark of "dangerous maneuvers." Denmark. The country that gave the world Lego and insulin was accused of aggression by the country that gave the world Chernobyl and a war with a 28-point peace plan.
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China's parade showed off hypersonic missiles, underwater drones, and robot wolves. America responded with a strongly worded tariff.
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Russia hit a Ukrainian weapons depot and killed 38. The peace plan has 28 points. None of them are "stop."
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