U.S. officials met Ukraine and Russia separately to end the war. Separately. A divorce mediation where both parties have missiles and the mediator's in Ireland playing golf.
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US officials met separately with Ukraine and Russia this weekend to end the war. Separately. It's a divorce mediation where both parties have missiles and the mediator has a golf course.
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Trump meets Xi next week and China is urging both the U.S. and Iran back to the table. The country that buys Iran's oil and sells us the phones is now the mediator. It's a divorce where the marriage counselor is also the landlord.
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Trump says Russia "had very little input" into Iran. Strange, since Russia usually has input into everything, including our elections.
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Trump on Iran: "I'm trying to be nice, we've got to deal with somebody." Same speech every guy gives right before his third divorce.
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The Iran war is on Day 238. It's lasted longer than every New Year's resolution, every Kardashian marriage and every Bachelor couple combined.
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Trump wants a "lasting" peace with Iran. He's said that about every marriage too.
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