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A Russian warship fired flares within meters of a Danish military helicopter. Russia accused Denmark of "dangerous maneuvers." Denmark. The country that gave the world Lego and insulin was accused of aggression by the country that gave the world Chernobyl and a war with a 28-point peace plan.

A Russian warship fired flares within meters of a Danish military helicopter, then Russia accused Denmark of "dangerous maneuvers." Denmark. The country that gave the world Lego and insulin was accused of aggression by the country that gave it Chernobyl and a 28-point peace plan.

Modi hosted Putin, Xi, and Iran's president for a summit on "global conflicts." Three of them are in one. It's a fire-safety meeting where the speakers brought the gasoline and the host sells matches.

Trump says Russia "had very little input" into Iran. Strange, since Russia usually has input into everything, including our elections.

A Russian strike killed thirteen in Kyiv overnight while the peace plan sits at 28 points. None of them is "stop."

Russia hit a Ukrainian weapons depot and killed 38. The peace plan has 28 points. None of them are "stop."