Too Soonjokes

A Russian strike killed thirteen in Kyiv overnight while the peace plan sits at 28 points. None of them is "stop."

A Russian warship fired flares within meters of a Danish military helicopter. Russia accused Denmark of "dangerous maneuvers." Denmark. The country that gave the world Lego and insulin was accused of aggression by the country that gave the world Chernobyl and a war with a 28-point peace plan.

A Russian strike on Kyiv killed 13 overnight. Peace talks are ongoing. They've been ongoing for four years, which is long enough for "ongoing" to be a cause of death.

A trade war with Canada. The first country to lose to Canada since the 1972 Summit Series was Russia, and it took eight games.

Another round of Ukraine peace talks. Four years, six plans, one guy in the middle who keeps saying "we're close." The war has more sequels than Fast & Furious and the same amount of plot.

U.S. officials met Ukraine and Russia separately to end the war. Separately. A divorce mediation where both parties have missiles and the mediator's in Ireland playing golf.