A judge approved surgically force-feeding a hunger striker in ICE custody. The private facility gets paid per body per day. Keeping him alive isn't mercy, it's a line item, signed at 2 a.m.
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A judge approved surgically force-feeding a hunger striker in ICE custody. The private detention center gets paid per body per day. Keeping him alive isn't mercy, it's revenue, and the judge signed it at 2 a.m.
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ICE got a judge to approve force-feeding a hunger striker through a surgical procedure without his consent. He's the 19th hunger striker in custody. The agency that can't find a giraffe found a judge at 2 a.m.
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Twenty deaths in ICE custody this year. The agency calls them "in-custody incidents." The families call them by their names, which is more than the paperwork does.
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Police departments are buying drones now. Robot dogs for ICE, drones for cops. The next police union negotiation will be about charging cables.
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Twentieth death in an ICE facility this year. They're calling it self-deportation.
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A judge paused the border wall at Big Bend. The canyon was already doing the job for free.
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