Trump says Russia "had very little input" into Iran. Strange, since Russia usually has input into everything, including our elections.
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Trump says the Iran war will end "very soon, probably right after the midterms." First war in history with a campaign schedule. Shock and awe, then get out the vote.
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Trump said the war ends after the election because Iran "can't hold out." Iran's been holding out since 1979. That's 47 years of holding out. The one thing Iran has more of than oil is patience, and we just hit its coast.
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Trump says the war ends "immediately after the election" and gas stays high till November because Iran wants to sway the vote. So the war has a release date and the troops don't.
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Trump's $5,000 election dividend costs $1.3 trillion. The Iran war has cost $95 billion. So the plan is: win the war, sell the peace, pay the voters, bill the kids. It's a mafia movie where everyone gets whacked by compound interest.
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The New York Times says Trump's midterm approval is second worst since 1946, behind only Harry Truman. Truman at least dropped the bomb and ended the war.
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Trump told Zelenskyy to "find someone else to negotiate." Trump just ghosted an entire country.
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