Too Soonjokes

The president says he's "not in a hurry" to negotiate with Iran. He's right. Hurry is for people whose house is under the flight path.

The president marked 9/11 with a steel beam from the World Trade Center at a ceremony near the White House. The beam has been to more solemn events than most of the people standing next to it.

The 25th anniversary was Friday. A wreath, a beam at the White House, a war in the same time zone, and a president who now remembers being carried out by firefighters. Never forget. Selectively remember.

The DOJ was about to sue Live Nation and the White House stepped in. The service fee on that phone call was $38.

Toronto took the World Series to Game 7 and lost. It's the closest Canada has come to winning something in the US since 1812, and they burned the White House that time.

Blue, the sculpture at the Kennedy Center, came down after seven years. Trump chairs the Kennedy Center now. He's redecorating a building named after a Democrat, in a city that voted 92% against him, and the sculpture was the first thing to leave that didn't need a lawyer.