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Apple's folding phone costs $2,000 and preorders were moved off September 11 out of respect. Then it was priced like a funeral. For that money in Detroit you get a Buick, and the Buick also folds if you hit a pole.

The iPhone Duo starts at $1,999 and goes to $3,000 for 2 terabytes. Three thousand dollars for a phone. For that money in Detroit you get a Buick, and the Buick also folds if you hit a pole.

Apple made a phone that folds, six years after Samsung did. Apple didn't invent the foldable. It invented the line outside the store for it.

The foldable iPhone tops out at $3,000 for 2 terabytes. Three grand for a phone that folds. You know what else folds for that kind of money? Your knees, at the pharmacy.

Apple's $2,000 folding phone, a $130 million witch movie, a 38-date Oasis tour with a waitlist, and a $5,000 vote bonus. Everything this month is on a payment plan except the war, and that's on your grandkids' plan.

Apple's first folding phone is called the iPhone Duo. Two screens, $2,000, and it closes on itself. It's the first iPhone designed to be slammed shut during an argument.