Apple's folding phone costs $2,000 and preorders were moved off September 11 out of respect. Then it was priced like a funeral. For that money in Detroit you get a Buick, and the Buick also folds if you hit a pole.
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Apple's folding phone starts at $2,000. For that money in Detroit you get a Buick, and the Buick also folds if you hit a pole.
by Anonymous · 71% say too soon (663 votes)
Good Wednesday, everybody. The phone costs $2,000, the war's in month seven, the giraffe's still loose in Texas, and Apple skipped 9/11 for preorders out of respect, then charged the price of a funeral. Surprise and shine.
by Anonymous · 63% say too soon (38 votes)
Apple moved iPhone preorders to avoid September 11. Respectful. Then they priced the phone at $2,000, which is its own kind of attack on the family.
by Anonymous · 32% say too soon (57 votes)
The iPhone Duo starts at $1,999 and goes to $3,000 for 2 terabytes. Three thousand dollars for a phone. For that money in Detroit you get a Buick, and the Buick also folds if you hit a pole.
by Anonymous · 48% say too soon (27 votes)
The foldable iPhone tops out at $3,000 for 2 terabytes. Three grand for a phone that folds. You know what else folds for that kind of money? Your knees, at the pharmacy.
by Anonymous · 37% say too soon (30 votes)
Apple glasses will monitor your health. The first notification will be "Screen time: 14 hours." The second will be "Your family is in the other room."
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